Clown Shop

I hope you all had a Happy Easter/ are having a Happy Passover/Ramadan!  We had a fun time yesterday celebrating spring, despite the snow flurries and hail.  This is the first year since Julius was born that I’ve made absolutely nothing for Julius’ basket.  I did thrift most of the stuff in the baskets (except for some stuffed animals that I caved and bought immediately so I couldn’t have another last minute hairy stuffed beast tragedy).  Honestly it was a bit disappointing not making anything for the basket so I’ll have to figure out how to remedy that next year.  Julius got a lot of crafts though, which he loved. And Patricia got a ball, which she was very excited about.  (She pulled it out of the basket, shouting “ball”, which was completely expected).

My favorite new Patricia word lately has been her word for Julius, which is “Juju”.  Today she was shouting “Juju, Juju, Juju” in the bathroom over and over again, because Julius helps her wash her hands.  (Have I mentioned how good a big brother he is?)  Speaking of Julius, before I left to go to the thrift store (allegedly to buy Patricia more pants, which was a half truth) I had this conversation with Juju:

Me: I have to go to…

Julius: (interrupting) the bathroom?

Julius: the renaissance faire?

Julius: the clown shop?

I nearly died laughing.  I guess that pretty much sums me up (except the clown shop part, what exactly is he trying to say there)?

So I’ll finally show you the last part of the closet redo (I won’t show you the shelf install because that was just a piece of sanded wood with purchased brackets that I spray painted copper).  For this part I was originally going to make baskets or hanging bins that were tilted slightly so you could reach inside them.  But the baskets couldn’t be very large, and after making some baskets that were more floppy than structural I decided to go with purchased baskets.  The problem is most cheap baskets these days are made of some form of plastic.  I went to Michaels to look around for some baskets they had online only to find they were entirely made of plastic (despite what they looked like on the website).  I lucked out though because I also ran into these little wooden crates.  They were only 11″x8″x5″ so I could fit 3 perfectly in the closet.  I’m glad I found them because they fit tons of gear and they work so much better than the shoebox we had filled with hats.  Speaking of new places to store gear don’t forget to check out my contest from last week.  I’m giving away a Stasher bag in honor of Earth day!  You have until May 2nd 2022 to enter!

Hanging Hat Crates

What you’ll need:

  • Small Wooden Crates
  • Screws and drywall anchors
  • 2 yards of 3/8″ elastic per crate (mine was in rose gold)
  1. Locate the position of your crates and mark within your closet/space.  For me, the crate was 2.25″ inches above the coat hangers. I used a pencil to align my crates with my shelf, just a pencil depth below the shelf.
  2. With your crate in position drill through the crate and into the wall with a bit that is slightly smaller than your screw width.
  3. Remove the crate and enlarge the holes in the drywall to the size specified for your drywall anchors.  Insert drywall anchors.

    Insert drywall anchors

  4. Knot the elastic on the bottom left side of your crate front (what would normally be the top of the crate).  Weave it under and over the other side of the crate, making sure to keep the elastic flat and not twisted.
  5. Continue twisting from side to side until you reach the top right of the crate front.  Gently pull the elastic you have woven taunt, so it still stretches but isn’t loose.  Secure the elastic by tying it to the crate again.
  6. Mount the crate to the wall by screwing through the crate into the drywall anchor through the pilot holes drilled in the crate.
  7. Fill each box with hats and gloves by gently pushing between elastic.
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A Flurry of Creativity

Friends with kids, do you ever feel like you are constantly being defeated in the cleaning realm by your children?  I’ll spend all night cleaning and organizing a disaster they have created, only to turn around the next morning to see it already in horrible disarray.  Puzzles strewn about and buckets of toys upended… and I only turned around to pop oatmeal in the microwave.  How did this happen?!  I thought maybe it would get better after Julius was done with the toddler phase and we weaned/forced him out of the “dump out every basket of toys” phase.  Unfortunately he has transitioned into the art supplies phase, in which not only does he produce messes, but actively creates choking hazards.

In an effort to contain the arts and crafts mess/danger I moved all the art supplies to the basement.  This sort of worked to contain the art mess, but the basement instantly became coated with a snow-like blanket of teeny-tiny scraps of paper, open markers, glue and WIP projects.  It looked like Edward Scissorhand and Andy Warhol opened a studio together.   I moved trash cans around so Julius could more easily remember to cut into the trash can but it never worked.  He would cut up tiny pieces of paper wherever he pleased.  Then one day he left the glue open to leak all over my brand new couch and for my own sanity I came up with a new idea.  I bought him a little art table and told him he needed to do all art at the table.

Adorable (foldable!) arts and craft table and chairs I got for the kiddos.

Of course it didn’t help, and now I have just a carpet covered in tiny scraps of paper with a table sized silhouette of clean carpet.  There hasn’t been any more glue situations though, so I’m calling it a win.  It’s the little things, like 2’x2′ of carpet you don’t need to vacuum on a daily basis.  Speaking of game changing organization I’m still basking in the glow of my improved closet.  Today I’m going to tell you how I made the cute little coat rack for Julius and Patricia’s coats.

Closet Door Coat Rack

What you’ll need:

  1. Cut board down to size (our door is 30″ wide and I cut the board down to 23″ wide).
  2. Route edges of wood with desired border on top side of board. 
  3. Here you really should sand the wood.  But it didn’t do that great a job and I wish I’d tried just a bit more. 
  4. Paint & let dry.  (I did 2 coats of white.) 
  5. Attach hardware.  You’ll want the outside hooks to be no less than 7.5″ from the edge of your door.  For me this meant the outside hooks were 4″ from each edge.   I then evenly distributed the other three hooks between.
  6. Prepare to mount your board (you may need another set of hands).  Position the board where you would like to mount it.  I mounted mine centered in the door, 42″ off the ground so it was easy for kids to access.
  7. I then drilled a 1/8″ hole centered between the 1st and 2nd hooks – through the board and into the door.  Confirm your board is level then drill another hole between the 4th and 5th hooks and removed the board from the door.

    Here’s one of the pre-drilled holes.  Contrary to what I said about getting an extra set of hands, I did this myself so I didn’t have a third hand to take a picture.

  8.  Into the holes drilled in the door I inserted the anchors. 
  9. Finally I mounted the board through my predrilled holes into the anchors, sinking the screws so they are slightly below the face of the wood board.
  10. To clean up the face of the board and hide the screws I used drywall spackle to cover the holes.

    Pink spackle (dries white) waiting to dry.

    You made it to here again?!  You really do deserve a prize!  Well Earth Day is coming up, so to prepare you I’m going to be giving away a mid-size stand up Stasher bag to one lucky winner!  I realize lately that I’ve gotten a bit downtrodden and pessimistic about climate change, so I need your help to cheer me and other readers up!  To enter the contest post with some positivity on climate change progress (from things you are doing to help the planet, to news stories that cheered you up)!  You have until May 2nd to enter.  I can’t wait to hear what you’ll come up with.

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Shoe

I hope everyone is doing well!  For this family of kids under 5, we’re still dreaming about vaccines.  Julius told me today (out of the blue) on our car ride to daycare, “the virus isn’t gone right?  When is it going to be gone?”  I didn’t want to discourage him, but I also try to honestly and openly answer his questions.  I decided to tell him “I’m not sure bud, they think it might never go away and we will just have to keep practicing safe behaviors.”  He sat quietly for a minute and then said “they better get us those vaccines soon or we’ll never be able to go on planes.”  Adorable.  Then I told him all about Moderna from Massachusetts and how vaccine trials work (Ka and dad you probably would have had a few corrections…)  He seemed satisfied with my response.

Julius still wears his mask to school.  They lifted the mandate but we told him we wanted him to wear it until he is vaccinated and he did not argue.  Some kids and most of the teachers still wear masks.  Patricia really wants to wear masks.  She has multiple times asked to put on Julius’ masks and has worn them all around for long periods at a time.  I always fear someone is going to tell me to get the mask off my 16 month old, but then I’d have to break it to them that she’ll cry if I do.  I am pretty sure she thinks they are a fashion accessory, and you know what?  I am okay with that!

Patricia is getting a bit better at voicing her opinions or questions.  I remember Julius being frustrating about this time period because he clearly wanted to communicate verbally and we just weren’t understanding him.  It’s the same problem with Patricia.  It doesn’t help that she does things like calling both Will and I “mama” and “dada” with no distinction.  Today on our way into daycare she kept saying “shoe, shoe”.  (Her second word if you’re counting.)  I was very confused until I put her down on the sidewalk to walk and realized she was only wearing one shoe… oops.  I had a good laugh and I think she was proud that I eventually figured out what she was telling me.

Speaking of shoes, if you loved the custom shoe rack I made, I’ve got instructions for you to make it below.  You can adjust the length to fit your closet, or add even more tiers as you see fit!  I was feeling the industrial chic look and wanted to make one entirely out of copper pipe, but it turns out copper is pretty expensive!  And it is difficult to cut… I still think it would look pretty amazing if you soldered the pipes together, but I choose to use wooden dowels spray painted copper instead.  The grand total for the project was $38, not terribly cheap, but I am quite happy with it! (Note the price of copper fittings has apparently DOUBLED since I assembled this project in May 2021, so you may need to add another $12 for copper and who knows how much for dowels.)  Oh!  The planks for this project were reclaimed wood from one of the pallets I tore apart while pregnant with Patricia, so I didn’t count that cost.  I think I was in better shape while pregnant…

Here I am 8 months pregnant ripping apart pallets with 2 year old Julius. What a cutie.

New custom coat rack.

Copper Shoe Rack

What you’ll need:

  • 9 planks 5/8″ thick x 3 3/8″ wide x 30″ long (or your desired shoe rack width)  (I used 6 planks 3 3/8″ wide, and 2 planks 6 3/4″ wide because I was using whatever wood I had on hand)
  • 4 1/2″ diameter x 48″ long hardwood dowels
  • Rustoleum hammered copper spray paint
  • 8 – 1/2″  Tee couplings
  • 8 – 1/2″ copper elbow couplings
  • 18 – 1/2″ copper tube straps
  • 36 – 1/2″ screws for tube straps
  • Masking tape (optional)
  1. Sand all wooden planks so all edges and faces are smooth to the touch.
  2. Spray paint wooden dowels.  Let dry, rotate and then spray paint reverse side.  Let dry.
  3. When dowels have dried, cut 4 – 4.25″ segments, 4 – 11.5″ segments, 4 – 11.75″ segments, and 8 – 5″ segments (I used a hand saw)
  4. Start assembling according to this picture.  Note that the two vertical bottom pieces are only 4.25″ long while the others are all 5″.  Also note that the two center horizontal bars are all 11.75″, while the top and bottom bars are 11.5″.  You can use a rubber mallet to gently hammer in the dowels.  If the dowels are not a tight fit then wrap 3/8″ of the bottom of each dowel with a layer of masking tape.  Add more tape until the dowel fits snug in the fitting.
  5. Assemble second side.
  6. Place 3 planks on the ground, top side down, fitting snuggly together.  Place the two sides of the rack on either end of planks, about 1.25″ from the edge.
  7. Place a tube strap over the dowel, centered on the first board.  Screw down.
  8. Repeat step 7 for both ends of each piece of wood.
  9. Insert 3 more boards (top side down) between the row of piping you just screwed into, and the one above.  Prop them up with scrap wood so they are flush with the dowels above them and repeat steps 3 through 8 for planks on the props.
  10. Repeat step 9 for the last set of planks on the last row.
  11. Flip the entire project over and show off your shoes!

Thank you to Matt and Mandy for entered the contest with the great ideas for improvements.  I will let you know if I come up with any ideas!!!  By Google random number generator Mandy will be getting a new tiny bag holder.  Stay tuned next week for April’s contest!!

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Hang it up

Alright few quick adorable stories before I show you the project I have been waiting to show you!!!  So today I asked Julius to help Patricia wash her hands before dinner.  He took the job very seriously and immediately dropped what he was doing and took her hand and guided her into the bathroom before helping her get soap on her hands and rub them together.  Patricia loved it, because she loves washing her hands and she loves her brother.  It was the most adorable thing to watch.  Speaking of adorable, Will’s family was planning to take an adults only trip (those plans have since changed) and Julius overheard us talking about it.  He naturally asked us about it, and if he was going too and we explained that it was adults only.  He didn’t blink and eye and said, rather excitedly, “that’s okay I can stay home and watch Patricia!”  I still cannot get the (hilarious? adorable? insane? concerning?) image of 4 year old Julius babysitting 16 month Patricia out of my head.

Another adorable story is that yesterday Patricia kept walking over to the table and saying what we thought was mama, or perhaps “more more” but didn’t sound quite right.  Eventually we realized she was saying “momo” and pointing to the “Go Away Monster” box.  We handed her the bag of monsters and she lovingly crooned “momos” as she proceeded to take each one out of the bag and carry it around.  We’re probably down 7 or 8 monsters now (out of 8).  They’ve got to be somewhere in this mess….

Well speaking of my completely disheveled house our black hole filled with toys getting my act together… I organized a mess and I’m quite proud of it.  Our closet started out like this:

This disaster was our original closet organization. It looks SO much better now.

There were not enough room for shoes, the hooks were the mushroom type hooks that never really held your coat properly, we had no where to put our hats, gloves and winter gear, small odds and ends constantly fell through the wire shelving, and Julius and Patricia could not reach their coats, even with a step stool.  I have resolved ALL of the above problems.

The first thing I tackled was the shoe rack.  The shoe rack served us well for many years, but it had a few problems.  First, the distance between each rack was way too far apart for normal shoes, but way too short for boots.  Plus shoes on the top portion would constantly hit our coats since the rack was so high.  Because our closet was so shallow I couldn’t find a rack that would fit out of the box, so I custom built this one to fit the closet, and it just perfectly fits.  To solve the functionality problems of our old rack, I narrowed the distance between the racks and widened it, increasing the amount of shoes we could fit overall while shortening the height of the rack.

New custom coat rack.

My next step was the coat hooks.  I sawed off all the mushroom type hooks (I saved them for a later project… maybe a fairy wonderland).  Then I repainted the coat hook rack and added multiple types of metal hooks.  Between the large coat/hat hooks I added smaller individual hooks, that we’ve been using for backpacks and purses.

Next I added in a new little coat rack I made myself using small individual hooks, and I mounted it on the door at kid-height.  I used some special anchors made for hollow doors to mount the coat rack.

After I’d tackled the hangers, I took down the wire shelf and replaced it with a simple wooden shelf with metal brackets (spray painted with the same copper paint I used for the shoe rack).  I also raised the shelf slightly to make way for my final idea.

The last step was to add somewhere easily accessible to store our hats/gloves etc.  I debated between baskets in various orientations, and eventually went with these little crates I found at Michaels at a discount. I added 3/8″ elastic in a zig zag pattern to hold in our gear, and screwed the crates directly into the wall (with drywall anchors).  They have been holding up great!

Overall I’m THRILLED with this tiny remodel!  It took me many months to complete because I was working on other, more pressing concerns throughout, but now that it’s done, it feels so much more organized!  The kiddos love being able to access their own coats and because we’ve increased the amount of hooks we also finally have somewhere to store their backpacks when they aren’t in use!  Okay all you other type A’s, go ahead and bask in the glory of organization! 

If you want to tackle any of these projects yourself I’ll be blogging about them in the future.  Oh and just a reminder to enter the contest for March!!  You have until next Monday (April 4th) to enter, before I draw names!

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Have a Boring Day

This is going to be another short one because work is crazy. A few weeks ago I was working on the weekend and Julius told me “have fun at work”.  I was grumpy and responded, “I won’t because work is no fun, it’s boring”.  Fast forward to this week when Julius was home sick.  Julius, very cheerfully called to me, “have a boring day at work, Mama!” as I was heading down to my office.  I was extremely confused and asked him to clarify.  He cheerfully repeated “have a boring day at work” with no malice whatsoever.  That’s when I realized that he probably didn’t grasp the concept of boring.

Well I know about boring.  I get bored making the same pattern over and over again.  Usually I have an idea to improve on a pattern, and make a slight tweak to it.  This weekend I decided I needed another bag holder for doggy waste disposal so I could clip one to the stroller or Dany’s leash.  The other one is a permanent fixture on our wagon, which is currently in the shed for the winter.  While I love the other design, I wanted to change the opening of the bag holder from a flap to more of a sphincter.  (Sorry for that imagery, now you will never be able to unsee it.)  While I haven’t had any bags fall out of the other model, I think this one would make bags falling out completely impossible.

The best part – I counted and I could easily fit 20 produce bags in there!  I have reusable ones that I use on a regular basis but during the pandemic when I wasn’t doing on my own grocery shopping I acquired too many.  You could even bring this little holder with you to the grocery store and reuse that stash of bags you already have instead of acquiring more!  (I find now when I shop Hannaford to-go I can specify “no plastic produce bags” and they will put my produce directly into the paper bags!)  Does anyone with dogs (or let’s be honest, kids or neither) want one of these little guys to clip in your car, on a leash or to your belt loop?  Well now you can make one!  Or… it’s March contest time!  One lucky winner will win this little travel bag holder made with coral fabric.  You have until April 4th to enter, just comment below with the answer to “What item do you most wish you could improve?”  Maybe if it’s something I could tackle I’ll even try to make your dreams become a reality in a future post!

Improved Plastic Bag Holder

What you’ll need:

  • 1 square foot of fabric
  • 1 small carabiner clip
  • 4 inches of 1mm elastic cord (mine was scrap)
  • Pattern here
  1. Cut out fabric following pattern.
  2. Cut a strip of fabric 1.25″x2″.  Fold in half length wise, pin and stitch.  Stitch along the 1/4″ mark, and along one end.
  3. Using a chop stick turn right side out.  Press.
  4. Fold one edge of fabric under 1/2″ and again 1/2″ forming a double fold hem.  Stitch 3/8″ from the edge.
  5. Fold rectangle in half along the dotted line  (right side on the inside).  Pin along the end adjacent to the hem in step 4 forming a tube.
  6. Fold small rectangle from step 3 in half width wise to form a loop and sandwich inside the pinned edges of the tube in step 5 just below the double hem.  The folded portion of the loop should be inside the tube and the unfinished edges should match the unfinished edges of the tube.
  7. Stitch from unfinished edge to just below the double hem.
  8. Take the circle of material and place on one end of the tube, right side facing in.  Line up the edges of the circle with the edges of the tube, pinning where the circle meets the tube without any folds.
  9. Stitch.
  10. Turn right side out.
  11. Using a tapestry needle, thread the elastic through the double hem.  Put tight and knot firmly, adjusting material around the elastic so it is uniform.
  12. Insert mini carabiner into the small loop.  Fill with bags.

 

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It’s all in the finishing touches

Thank you to everyone who entered February’s contest!  I will announce a new contest next week!  By random number generator the winner of the last contest is Ann!  I’ll contact you to see what you want on your new custom shirt!   For those who were wondering, the official title (from Julius) of Julius’ picture is “A band”.  When pressed for details he said “because they all have microphones” and when I asked about the things on the ceiling that look like disco balls he said “oh those are decorations”.  So there you have it!  “A band” by Julius Colton.

A band. By Julius Colton

Well this silly project isn’t quite done yet so I guess I must leave that for another day again!  Instead I’ll show you just a little thing I did the other day that I should have done years ago!  You may recall that I made Julius a play kitchen for his second birthday.  This is one of the best ROI projects I’ve done!  He loves it and now Patricia loves it just as much.  I always thought I would move it to his room after his birthday, but it’s become a permanent fixture in our living room.  Because of where we have it, you can see the back of the kitchen/old dresser which is really, really ugly.  I should have painted it, but I never expected it to be seen!  And now in order to paint it I’d have to remove everything and take it outside to paint… then bring it back in… that prospect for some reason has deterred me for over 2 years.

So I finally came up with a solution that didn’t involve paint (though I think maybe I will touch it up).  I am totally in love with the fabric – it’s like a work of art!!

Remember this?

This is the back view that I’ve been staring at for 2.5 years!

My new view! So much better!

Alternative way to finish the back of a furniture piece

What you’ll need:

  • 2″ wide trim
  • small finishing nails
  • staples and staple gun
  • fabric of your choice
  • white caulk

First I stapled my fabric directly onto the back of the dresser.

Staple the fabric onto the dresser (Julius took this one).

We (Julius helped) trimmed the fabric so it was just inside the borders of the furniture.

Next, I measured out the trim for the top, cutting out notches for the smaller pieces of wood.

Cutting the trim to fit the top

I measured wood for the sides from just below the top trim to just above the floor, and cut them on a 45 degree angle for funsies.

Then I measured and cut one final strip for the bottom, between both sides.

I nailed each piece onto the back using trim nails.

Nailing trim down the sides

Finally I caulked the unfinished edges on the left and right.

Adding caulking in the gap between trim and kitchen.

I absolutely love how it came out!

It’s like a framed work of art!

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Now that’s what I call gravy

Oh my goodness, we’re all sick again.  Patricia brought home something Thursday (not covid or flu) and gave it to my mom, Will, Julius and I.  Patricia has been miserable for the last 5 days and hasn’t been sleeping at night but they prescribed her antibiotics for an infection in at least one ear… hopefully that helps!  Of course as I was at the urgent care Julius’ teacher called to tell us he was really under the weather.  He didn’t have a fever but we brought him home and he napped for 3 hours!  When he woke up he had a fever of 103F.

I haven’t broached the subject of nasal swabs for a covid test with Julius, but he doesn’t seem to mind them as much after our debacle over Christmas where he had to take about 5 covid tests in 1 week.  After crying through the first round of swabbing he told me the name “nasal swab” was too scary and that he would only do another one if I used a different name.  I started calling them “teddy bear puffs”, and now he is happy to take them.  Mind over matter I guess.  Patricia on the other hand is totally fine with them.  She has had 4 tests in the past 5 days including 2 today and barely reacts.  The first time I performed a test on Patricia this week, she picked up the used swab teddy bear puff while I wasn’t looking and attempted to reinsert it into her nose.  More power to you.

Speaking of mind over matter,  Patricia’s vocabulary has really picked up!  In the last few days I’ve heard her say “Patricia”, “nose” (this one many times to help her blow her nose), “spoon”, “bowl”, and some others that are escaping me now.  It’s funny because it’s another one of those situations like Julius where we have to translate her baby pronounciation.  Will is much better at interpreting kidspeak than I am, even with Julius’ speech.  (Though Julius likes to make up words sometimes, so it makes things particularly difficult.)  Julius has a great vocabulary and has been quite a goof lately.  He figured out the annoying “repeat everything someone says” prank and has been trying out “jokes”, whereby he says something he thinks is silly then laughs maniacally at it.  (The laugh is definitely maniacal, but in an adorable way, if that’s a thing.)  He is quite funny though when he is trying not to be.  The other day we were playing a game and he wanted to collect all the yellow pieces so he told me “don’t pick up the yellow pieces” then later, “try not to think of the yellow ones”.  I’m glad he couldn’t see in my brain because all I was doing was trying not to laugh while thinking about those yellow pieces.

Tonight I want to share THE BEST VEGETARIAN GRAVY RECIPE.  You may or may not know that I am a gravy fiend.  Gravy, typically made from meat drippings is decidedly not vegetarian.  In my 2 years, 5 months of vegetarianism (okay in the 8 months I have been eating sustainably harvested fish/crustaceans once a month, so maybe I’m pescatarian) I’ve had some truly awful premade vegetarian gravies.  I know I already posted another vegetarian gravy recipe for Thanksgiving a couple years ago, and trust me there will be more.  (I’m German so you can’t have too many different recipes involving meat drippings gravy… some day I am going to make a vegetarian sauerbraten or rouladen.)  Anyway that recipe is great, and is a great substitute for a typical turkey gravy because the mushrooms are only used for their umami flavor.  In this recipe, the mushrooms stay in and not only impart flavor to the dish but act as big chunks of meaty deliciousness.  I am in love.  We’ve had this recipe several times and usually I just wing it, but the last 2 times I wrote down (and then verified) the recipe to share with all you lovely readers.  I LOVE gravy so this size batch makes enough for a family of 4.  Those who use their nectar of the gods sparingly (read: don’t drown their food in it) may find this serves 6.  Enjoy!  Oh and I serve this over mashed potatoes and Morningstar chik’n patties which I think are awesome and have a very chicken schnitzel-ish flavor to them, which is only enhanced by this gravy.

I’m hungry just looking at this picture.

The World’s Best Mushroom Gravy (come at me)

Serves 4-6

Ingredients:

  • 16 oz mushrooms
  • 6 cloves garlic, chopped
  • ¼ cup red wine 
  • 2 cups vegetable broth (I use this amazing vegetarian boullion by knorr which doesn’t have msg, it’s 1tsp to 1 cup boiling water) simmer for 3 min
  • .5 tsp gravy master
  • 2tbsp cornstarch mixed with 2tbsp water
  • salt and pepper to taste
  1. Heat olive oil in a large pan on medium high until shimmering but not smoking. 
  2. Add mushrooms and cook until golden brown, turning only occasionally.  (Note: if the mushrooms are too crowded in the pan they will start to release their juices too early and will not brown.  My solution to this is to crank up the heat to max and toss mushrooms a bit more often so they don’t burn.)
  3. When mushrooms are brown, add chopped garlic and saute until fragrant, about a minute.  (Note: if you cranked up the heat in the previous step make sure you are doing this on medium high heat)  
  4. Add the wine to the pan and cook until reduced – about  2 min
  5. Pour in the broth and bring to a boil.  Reduce to a simmer and add 1/2 tsp of Gravy Master.  Simmer until liquid is slightly reduced.
  6. While simmering, mix cornstarch with 2tbsp water until fully mixed.
  7. Slowly pour cornstarch/water mixture into the simmering gravy while stirring, making sure to scrape the bottom of the pan, reaching all over as you stir.  Continue stirring until smooth, then lower the heat to very low to keep warm or remove from heat and serve immediately.

Picture instructions below for those visual learners.

Brown mushrooms in olive oil over medium high heat.

Add garlic and saute until fragrant

Add red wine and reduce.

Mushrooms with reduce red wine.

Add boullion and gravy master and reduce.

Mixture after reducing.

Stir together cornstarch and water

Stir gravy while adding cornstarch mixture

Finished gravy. Yummm

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Life is the bubbles

I’m almost ready to show you the next little project that I’ve been working on, but I’m not quite done so no spoilers.  In the meantime, I’ll tell you about the cricut card I made for Patricia’s invitation.  You are welcome to use my template whenever you find yourself needing an underwater tea party invitation!  (I know for a fact that this theme is really in right now… at least in my head.)

Sheesh speaking of things in my head I thought I’d give you an update on my new year’s resolution!  A couple weeks ago I took a 5 hour flight to Denver to visit my sister and her future bride and go wedding dress shopping!  My sister found a beautiful dress and I got to see their new house and test out my comfort level flying!  I’ll just warn you – my comfort level was pretty low.  I wore my n95 (after my grief from my extended family members about me mentioning I was going to wear my painting respirator) and was too afraid to take it off for drinking or eating.  I had a few sips of water, but otherwise I was slightly dehydrated after the flights.  I’m definitely glad I went before they dropped the mask mandate though.  On that page, Patricia’s daycare dropped the mask mandate for everyone (vaccinated, unvaccinated, kids or adults) so now I’ve got another thing to try not to be worried about.

Julius asked me the other day after I sneezed, “oh no, do you have the covid?”  I responded that I hoped not.  Julius sneezed today and I reminded him to cover his mouth (he had gotten good at that, and then I honestly think wearing his mask made him forget it was required!) Patricia thought it was hilarious and tried to imitate him sneezing.  She was so forceful with her pretend sneeze that she fell over!  It was hilariously adorable.  I wish I’d gotten it on camera.

And without further ado I bring you…

Tea Under the Sea Invites

What you’ll need:

  1. Place cardstock on medium weight cutting mat.
  2. Load pattern for card outside and cut, selecting cutting pressure for cardstock thickness that matches your cardstock.  (This will cut 2 card fronts, repeat for additional card fronts as necessary.)
  3. Carefully remove card cutouts from mat. 
  4. Fold cards in half using a ruler as a guide.
  5. To customize text for inside, click on the project then “customize”.  Click on each text box and customize with the wording desired.
  6. Place paper for inside on lightweight cutting mat.
  7. Load pattern for card inside and cut, selecting cutting pressure for paper thickness that matches your paper.  (This will cut 6 card insides, repeat for additional card insides as necessary.)
  8. Cut contrasting front paper into rectangles 5 3/8″ x 4 1/8″ using a paper cutter.
  9. Using the tape glider, on the inside of the cardstock card, tape around the border of the silhouetted card front.
  10. Affix contrasting paper to inside of card front on top of adhesive.
  11. Apply adhesive to the back of paper inside card rectangle.  Open card and apply in the center of the right side of card.
  12. Using the tape glider apply adhesive to the top of a bag of tea. Apply on bottom center of left flap of card.
  13. Apply adhesive to top of second tea bag.  Apply on top center of left flap of card.
  14. Insert into envelope and mail!  (You may need to use 1oz postage depending on how much your tea and cardstock weigh!  I used 1oz postage!)

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Raise the Roof

January’s prize is boxed up and ready to ship tomorrow!  Don’t miss your chance to be the February winner (see last week’s post for info)!  Hope everyone is enjoying President’s Day for those in the USA who get it off (which was surprisingly Will and I both this year!)  When I told Julius on Friday that it was a long weekend due to President’s Day his response was “present’s day?!”  I had to burst his bubble and explain it to him.  (I was really good and unlike my outburst at work I didn’t refer to it as “old white dude day”, which it basically is.)  I followed the explanation of what the president does with, “but while I respect that the president has a hard job I don’t really celebrate President’s Day”.  My response to his “why not?” was “because there has never been a women president which is extremely unfair”, though at the time there were about 50 reasons running through my head.  Julius was very surprised to hear this and asked, “why not?!”  At this point I’d opened a can of worms so I told him the very, very brief summary of patriarchy.  Good to start them young.  (Speaking of patriarchy, has anyone seen The Last Duel?!)

Speaking of starting young, Patricia’s new favorite word (as of today) is “no”.  The full list of Patricia’s vocabulary (in the order I became aware of them) is “hat”, “ock” (sock), “kih kah” (kitty, her beloved toy), “mama”, “dada”, “mo” (more), “oh doe” (all done), “no”.  She also says “baba” but I haven’t figure out what exactly that is referring to because she uses it all the time.  She is so much more wild than Julius ever was and they’ve gotten to the point where they are both frustrated sharing with each other.  I’m sad to see this day happen.  The biggest source of contention lately is the tot tower.  They used to both squish onto it together, but now Julius flat out refuses to use it (and sulks in a corner of the room) if Patricia joins him on it.  I’m going to have to make another one… I guess this day was inevitable.

Julius coming through

I do love when my little guys play together the most.  For Christmas I made them a playhouse to drape over the amazing Pikler triangle that Amy made for the kiddos!  They love climbing on the Pikler triangle and now they love to turn it into a little playhouse.   Every time put it away, it is taken out again immediately the next day.  On the bright side it takes up very little space… unlike the cardboard rocket ship (no matter how fabulous).  In fact, that distraction may have been the only thing that let me get away with disposing of the rocket ship without tears (there were many tears for the catbus).  This little house I whipped up the night before leaving for Nashville, so it was pretty quick.  I originally wanted to make a fabric house cover for a folding table for indoor play, but at some point I envisioned this little a-frame for the Pikler and it made so much more sense!  I used scrap muslin (left over from a dye project in my costume course) and an old brown curtain I’d bought at the thrift store at some point (I have no idea what I planned to use it for).  The window and door trim was some leftover 1.5″ white satin ribbon I had on hand.

Pikler Triangle House*

*Note our Pikler triangle is 33″ high x 38″ wide x 38″ long, you will need to adjust for your own measurements.  Email me if you need help figuring out the dimensions, I’d be happy to help.

What you’ll need:

  • 2 yards of fabric for house front and back (at least 40″ wide) (I used brown dyed cotton muslin)
  • ~3 yards of fabric for roof (at least 42″ wide) (I used a brown curtain I found at the thrift store)
  • 1.5″ trim window and door trim (I used satin ribbon)
  1. Fold house front and back fabric in half from selvedge to selvedge. Cut a 20″x34.65″ right triangle (with the right angle on the fold).  When you unfold you should have a triangle with sides of 40″ each.

    Fold fabric in half the long ways and cut triangles for front and back.

  2. Repeat for second triangle.
  3. Cut a 14″x10″ door in the bottom center of one of the triangles.

    Cut door into center bottom of one of the triangles.

  4. Cut a door from brown material – note I cut mine so the door bottom was on the bottom of the curtain so I didn’t have to hem it.  Door should be 12″15.5″ (includes 1″ seam allowance).
  5. Hem all sides of the door by pressing 1/2″ then folding on top an additional 1/2″ and stitching.

    Hem all sides of door flap.

  6. Stitch the door to the inside of the house, right sides peeking out through the door.

    Stitch door flap to house, .

  7. Cut one window in each side of the house, by folding front and back triangles in half, then marking a right triangle with legs of 5″.  Cut along lines, and unfold to form diamond windows.

    Cut out windows on folded front and back.

  8. Trim the windows by starting at a point and running ribbon (or other trim) just over the cut out for the window.  When you reach a point fold ribbon down the next cut out of the window, repeating this fold at each corner.  When you reach the place you started, tuck the unfinished end under one of the folds and trim.  Pin.  The ribbon trim should hide the unfinished ends of the window fabric.

    In the topmost point of this picture note you can see the unfinished edge of the ribbon (right side) poking out. You’ll want to tuck this under when you sew so it isn’t seen.

  9. Stitch ribbon to house along the outside of the trim first, then along the inside.
  10. To trim the door, start at the bottom left outside of door by matching the unfinished edge of the door, with the unfinished edge of ribbon.  Pin up the side, and w hen you reach the top, fold ribbon so it runs along the top of the door then fold again when it comes to the top right point and run down the door back to the unfinished edge.  Pin and stich as in step 9.
  11. Hem bottom of both triangles by pressing under 1/2″ and then pressing under an additional 1/2″ (make sure to incorporate the door trim).  Stitch.

    Hem bottom of both triangles.

  12. Cut roof out of material to 42″x81″ (includes seam allowance – note I used the finished edges of the curtain so I had to do less sewing here).
  13. Hem all edges of the roof by folding under 1/2″ then pressing under another 1/2″ and stitching close to the first fold.
  14. Fold the roof in half and mark the center with pins.
  15. Pin the front of the house to the roof.  Place the point of the front of the house 1.5″ from the edge of the roof fabric, along the center line.  Pin 1/2″ from the point. Right side of the house front should face the wrong side of the roof.
  16. Pin down both sides of the triangle 1/2″ from the edge, leaving a 1″ overhang on the roof from your pins.
  17. Stitch.

    Stitch leaving 1″ overhang of roof.

  18. Repeat steps 15-17 for back of house.
  19. To use, simply drape the house over your Pikler triangle!!  It’s so easy even a 4 year old (or less) can set it up!

 

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You’re one cool cat

Happy Valentine’s Day friends!  May you all revel in bacchanalia and lust… or just enjoy a delicious box of chocolates from your sweetheart.  Julius has been making Valentine’s cards for everyone in his class and all of his teachers.  It’s pretty cute.  He also has been composing thematic songs with fabulous lyrics.  One of the ballads he composed was quite catchy and seemed to demonstrate his understanding of love as a give and take.  Will and I stared at each other, impressed as he spouted it off during dinner.  (We have taken to calling Julius’ ballad compositions at dinner “poetry slams”.  He really is quite good, age aside.)  My favorite set of lyrics, “I am bumpy but I can be yours.”

Patricia is trying very hard to live up to the big helper Julius has become.  She frequently helps us unload the dishwasher, feeds Dany her breakfast and dinner and will put toys and other things away when asked.  The other day Patricia saw Julius set the table for us (he did this to earn praise after we had praised Patricia for helping us unload the dishwasher… but hey a helper is a helper).  Since then Patricia has been unloading all the plastic cutlery from the kids drawer and places it in a pile on the dinner table every night.  It’s so darn cute we thank her profusely for being a big helper.  I think this makes Julius a little bit sad because he knows she isn’t doing it correctly.  We have tried to make it clear though that he is a big helper in lots of ways, and Patricia is following in his footsteps and we need to help her a bit.

Speaking of helping, Julius helped me write out Valentine’s cards last night for his classmates.  He started out by writing his friends’ names on envelope and on the cards inside and then signed it.  Each card this way took about 15 minutes, so I slowly negotiated him into writing his friend’s name only on the inside as well as his name.  This took about 10 minutes.  Finally, we negotiated that he would just write his name.  He did this rather well, but was extremely distracted and each signature took him several minutes.  It took us about an hour and a half to make out 17 cards.    l think he’s making cards for his friends in school, so I suspect he’ll get quite good at this process.  It’s cute to watch him making things for other people.  Every piece of art he brings in the door, he tells us he made for us.  Yesterday he came home with this fabulous drawing.  I won’t tell you what it is, because it’s part of my contest below… but just bask in it’s glory!

Julius’ fabulous drawing

So back to Valentines.  This might be the last year I make them to give out because designing and making 30 Valentines was not quick.  I had a lot of fun with these though.  I combined Julius’ love of stickers with Patricia’s love of hats and dress up to make kitty valentines the kids can decorate.  Julius was pretty pleased with them and excited to give the stickers to his friends.  Patricia hasn’t seen them yet, so we’ll see what she decides.  If you want to make the Valentines for yourself you can have my designs below!

Here is my version of the Valentine cards with hat stickers!

Dress Up Kitty Valentines

What you’ll need:

  1. Print out as many cards/terrible cat puns as you desire on cardstock.  Note they print 4 per page.
  2. Cut cards out with paper cutter or scissors.
  3. Choose if you will be making the hats-only version of the cards or the full dress up version of the stickers.  (Hats only version prints 3 sticker sheets per page, full dress up only prints 1.)
  4. Load sticker paper into printer, face down (check printer configuration to make sure sheets print on the face down side).
  5. Select “make it now” on your cricut design of choice.  Select “print” to send the sticker sheet to your printer.
  6. After sheet has printed, align it onto the top left corner of your cricut mat (I used blue light grip mat)
  7. Select material “Sticky Note” and make the pressure “less”.  (You may need to adjust this to get kiss cut stickers to work on your machine, but this one worked the best for me.)
  8. Feed into the machine and press the cricut button.  The machine will cut your stickers.
  9. Using a scissor or paper cutter cut the stickers into 3 distinct sheets.  You will have to cut fairly close to the stickers to fit them into the envelopes.
  10. Address cards and stuff envelopes with sticker and card.

    Here is Julius addressing the cards!

  11. Give to a friend or loved one!

    Finished card with all clothes stickers!

    Patricia put all the hats on her cat. None except one on its head

    Julius putting clothes on kitties

Julius’ finished creations

Wow!  You made it this far again?!  I’ve got another contest for you!  Comment below with a title for Julius’ artwork and I will enter you in a drawing for a custom t-shirt of your choice!  You have until March 14th to enter!

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